Is that time of year again, when wizarding wireless is full of sounds of Christmas! But who will be having the prestigious Christmas Number One this year? Is good competition this time ( Read more... )

Who is the motherless pig who has stolen my vodka?

Am going to be finding and then killing this person.

Oh.

Never mind, yes?

Am sorry for not having been updated in so long. Has been a very busy time, and have needed to be moving several times.

Am settled once again, though, and will be writing more often, I am promising.

Am having extremely bad day ( Read more... )