Tonight was a no good horrible terrible very bad night ( Read more... )

Okay, Jen and I compromised. Simon stays out of the kitchen and bedroom, and he only has to be shut up when I am not home. Also, we had a bit of a misunderstanding because I thought Jen never wanted Simon to leave the room, and she thought I never wanted him in the room ( Read more... )

I am so frustrated with my girlfriend right now ( Read more... )

I never updated about my mom's visit, huh? Long story short: Dave from work fucked up my Friday and I ended up closing and therefore not seeing my mom and sister at all. Saturday we went to the mall and got lost looking for Ikea, where the only things we bought were cinnamon rolls we didn't eat. Then I invited Jen over for dinner and Mom cried ( Read more... )

Our local gay publication has just named Monson to be Person of the Year. And they aren't bein sarcastic.

Soooooo my mom and sister, Angie, are showing up the weekend of my birthday. Now I have to de-gay my room and remove all signs that I have a healthy sex life. I am also not allowed to drink coffee, tea, or booze while they are here, and they are not allowed to even know about it. I also need to get rid of all evidence that I was a smoker ( Read more... )

I WILL BE AN OLD FART IN LIKE TWO WEEKS

http://community.livejournal.com/lolsbians/

Seriously awesome. For example:


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Sooooooo my insurance company has this website and on it they list all of the doctors and vision specialists and such I can go to. Last night in a fit of passion, I threw my glasses off while Jen and I made out :3 except when I stood up, I obviously couldn't see where I had thrown my glasses and as a result, stepped on them and broke them in three ( Read more... )

There is so much jumble on the internet right now. Did Prop 8 win? ;__;