I just bought the most awesome book ever.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Not making this up.

So I have been on-again-off-again vegetarian for four years now (I stopped the first time because my dad yelled at me about being a liberal college student and the whole time I was visiting he made sure there was meat in EVERYTHING- and this was before he knew I was gay), and about two weeks ago I discovered I have lactose intolerance. Wundebar! ( Read more... )

So today I did something I haven't done in a long time. I pulled my triple combination out of my scripture case.

And then I used it to support a lopsided bookcase. >:D

Okay, yeah, that guy? Hahahaha. Forget I said anything. I'm so gay.

Guess who won her unemployment hearing ( Read more... )

I just spent the last two hours on the phone chatting up someone I am smitten with.

His name is Jason.

Someone else tell me it's okay to like him because you should like people for who they are and not what's in their pants. ....please?

My hearing is today.

Can we say scared shitless, children? Oh gooooooooooooooooood I'd rather DIE.

It's 10:30 at night and I just made breakfast. I'm so excited ( Read more... )

I am going to court!!! Yay! And I will most likely have to spend LARGE QUANTITIES OF MONEY!! YAY!

Seriously? I'm scared out of my MIND!