Being a Mom

We are sitting at lunch one day when my daughter casually Mentions that
she and her husband are thinking of "starting a family."

"We're taking a survey," she says half-joking.
"Do you think I should have a baby?"

"It will change your life," I say, carefully
Keeping my tone neutral.

"I know," she says, "no more sleeping in on
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 Please wring the water from the air so that I may breathe it.
Thank You,
D-Bear

Your Score: SurpriseAdoption Cat

41% Affectionate, 69% Excitable, 28% Hungry


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Apparently, that bath I gave my dog last night inspired her towards an assasination plot (I have reason to believe the cat was in on it too...but there is no proof).  I emerged from the bedroom around 11pm, in order to fill the dire need for snacky type substances.  I did not even get close to the lamp when suddenly...Blackdoginthedark!  Missy was ( Read more... )

You Are 71% Misanthropic
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You Are Hockey
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Uncle Bill is not my uncle...we are closer than that.
He is Uncle to a friend of mine, one that I have had since the fourth grade...and he is more like a Dad to her.
He is the very definition of damn good guy (
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I just 
Rocked
the final!

I guess...

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Lifted from earthfiregirl:

Your Psyche is Red
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