Mac needs his friend back. Soon.

Work is even cooler than usual when they provide free food and alcohol for our after work parties about once every couple of months.

The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.

I want to rage against something but the only thing I can do it against is myself. someone please fix all of my problems cause I am spent from fixing other peoples.

birthdays are usually a little disappointing but yesterday was a fucking pain in the ass.

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I need a vacation, I have not had a break more than the four day weekend i took a month ago. Does anyone have any ideas.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/03/the-10-most-worthless-college-majors/

ha ha OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA.