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[dommnghn]

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

To get away from the noise.

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Comments

[agyeman_freema]

lmao, if you're going to break out the bad jokes, I am all for that.

[dommnghn]

A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."

[agyeman_freema]

AHAHA, and he starts right off with the dirty jokes, I approve.

[dommnghn]

I have a collection!

[chchurch]

I liked the coconut tree one better ;) Add me luv?

[dommnghn]

I have to start up slow, work up to the dirty ones ;) Of course.

[woodjordan]

Oh, stop reusing the bad jokes on women and let me worship your existence for a second.

[dommnghn]

But how else will I get the ladies?

[woodjordan]

Asking me about getting ladies is like asking Shox about sobriety. How should I know. Dance around in the nude?

[dommnghn]

I tried that. Jail's not exactly the best place to find ladies...

[behrjas]

Hey, it's been a while. I'm adding you.

[dommnghn]

So long that I don't even...

Pulling your leg, of course I remember you. adding back.

[behrjas]

I gasped out loud! I had hoped I was at least a little memorable!

[dommnghn]

I will re-member yooou.

[luisahanae]

added!

[dommnghn]

Adding back!