The descent in to madness is over at last. The light which shone so brightly at the end of the valley of death but was always out of reach is finally within my grasp. I have survived the past year with him known only as 'Matt', and sometimes 'Mattycakes ( Read more... )

This week in the Flat 3 House ( Read more... )

I tried to behave like an adult the other day and attempted a 'normal' conversation with he known as Matthew, but before I knew what was going on we were 'aping' those TV CHIMPS. Admist the screams of the beautiful monkey language we discussed the coming end of the semester, and Matt took great delight in telling me none of us in the flat would ( Read more... )

Today I decided to give myself a small break for constantly hating matt by counting how many times I use different words in my livejournal. A fecking mistake with bells on. Matt has topped the list by a ridiculous margin, why won't he let me rest in peace?! All I want is sweet matt-free oblivion, but he his always there, either in person or in my ( Read more... )

That is so typical of him. He eats carrots. My carrots. And then sends me mobile messages to gloat. It's like psychological warfare man. I feel like I've been in 'nam.

It seems that all he ever makes these days are steak dinners. Like, what's his total obsession with steak? He like soooo loves steak. What's up with that? Who is this guy? Where does he get off ( Read more... )

We wrote this screenplay. There are many deep reasons why this proves may hatred for Matt is valid, but it would be so insightful to merely ponder it would cause a brain implosion. No one would want that would they? Except Matt of course ( Read more... )

Today Matt started his own journal, and I don't know why. It looks like any other live journal, but appearances can be deceiving, I know I've been deceived before! I think he's using the journal to talk in code to his minions all over the Uk, their ultimate goal of course to terrorise me and make my life even worse ( Read more... )

Pubba!? Pubba? My name is to be Pubba!! And of course, who decided this? Who else?! MATT ( Read more... )

Matt was talking to my computer for infinite hours last night. God when will he stop? He has invented this insane scenario where half the people I know are pringles..... AND I'M ALLERGIC TO PRINGLES! If I eat one I'll die, so I know what he's doing. He's trying to kill me, like he did the other week. But I'm better now. He probably tries to feed me ( Read more... )