I was at a house and there was a little girl there who had been stung by a bee. She was insisting that the best remedy for it was to put yogurt on it and then to rub it with a pencil eraser ( Read more... )

We showed up at Max's new house, and I couldn't quite remember the address, but just as we approached, Max and Alie came out side-by-side doors marked A and B. I wondered whether they were different apartments or just different doors to the same apartment ( Read more... )

I was working at a zoo and we were having some sort of luncheon. I was telling this guy who was there something really cool about spiders. His girlfriend was talking to this blond frat-boy-looking guy named Tarzan who lived in the zoo. The first fella thought Tarzan was hitting on his girl (he probably was) and started chasing after him. Tarzan ( Read more... )

sinA/a = sinB/b = sinC/c
a^2 = b^2 + c^2 - 2bc(cosA)

I was standing at the front of a large grocery store, the type of grocery store where they also sell a whole bunch of other stuff like flowers and cards and kitchen utensils. I was with a bunch of people I knew, but I was waiting for Lucas. We were standing at the top of the stairs overlooking the parking lot. Through the window were a poor ( Read more... )

I was at some sort of party or banquet and I was carrying a bowl of soup, or maybe a really large mug of hot chocolate. I was just about to sit down at a table next to Alex McClelland, when I tripped and spilled the bowl into his lap. We sat and ate for a while, and then I took a glass of red wine and started milling around the party. Something ( Read more... )

It started off in a large gymnasium where we had to play a game whereby there were a whole bunch of "resources" scattered around the room, and we had to try to compete for them with hockey sticks while skating around on inline skates. I started standing next to this girl I teach and we were both knocking food off a table with our hockey sticks and ( Read more... )

I was in the car with my mom, in our old white Taurus, driving down a small side street, when we noticed about a dozen police officers running across a lawn. We saw some people running too, and heard gunshots, and so we both crouched down, I in the backseat and she in the front. I remember just crouching there for a while, trying to stay low and ( Read more... )

I was visiting Justin and staying at his house. We were getting ready to go out for the evening and Justin had some big plan about how he and I and this other friend of his (a girl, but I can't remember her name) were going to go meet some semi-famous person and he was having the thing catered by this Chinese restaurant so we had to be there by ( Read more... )

I was walking around downtown somewhere, when my phone rang. Although it was on roaming, I answered it without bothering to look at the number. The voice on the other end was very soft but I could make out that it was some woman from HR and she wanted to meet with me to discuss something. I knew that it was Tuesday and that I was on lunch and, ( Read more... )