10 Excuses Not to Go to Work That They Will Accept

[don_t_ask]

As a lot of Nashillians slip and slide all over the place due to a piddly 1/4th inch of snow on the ground, many people may feel that going into work might be hazardous. It's amazing how many bosses don't share this view. In the interest of helping the downtrodden working class, here are a few excuses the Boss will always accept:

• "I can't come in

Comments

[vidboi12]

I have to have someone help me with my medicine... "Apply to infested area."

[suckpump]

The guinea pig part...

*grrr*

I should kill you for that.

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[don_t_ask]

I'm just too cute to kill.

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[suckpump]

agreed...

but I SHOULD, anyway