I can, however, say that if I _DO_ have an account, I am certain I would post on it often.

Little over a year, but still on track for my annual poast!

holy crap, I have a LiveJournal page??

So, friends of mine at work tuned me into these.... Mmmmm... sacrelicious...

G.I. Joe PSAs...

My top three:

1) PSA #8
2) PSA #6
3) PSA #24

Some are definately more funny than others.

Yeah... this would ~SO~ be me.

TRAUMA IS FUN!

HO... LY... CRAP!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051222/ap_on_hi_te/france_piracy_vote

So, I took a page from the wife Sunday morning... and decided it would be cool to tumble down our stairs in our house. I can't say exactly WHY I fell, but gravity is a harsh mistress. I guess I just missed one of the steps, as my left leg went down and my right leg got tucked up underneath me, like I was jumping a hurdle, except not. (The more ( Read more... )

After 13 years of love and friendship, I have lost my precious Della. She had not been feeling well recently and had been at the vet for several days with acute pancreatitis. I received a call this morning stating that she was worse and and there was the high probability that she would not get better and that I might have to make a decision to ( Read more... )

Alright, I was going to wait until May 5th such that the update would be exactly one year after the last... but this is just funny (not Ha Ha) enough to make me post.

This link was sent to me by don_t_ask today. I am not sure what to make of it, but the possibilities are limitless. The best scenario I could come up with would be that they could fling ( Read more... )