I wanted all of you to know that I have taken a new job. And commensurate with the new job, I have selected to change my appearance to match my new responsibilities.
I expect this will be an exciting transition for me.

This one is for a certain few of you out there that periodically suspect me of something. (You know who you are!)

• Famous Jews Interactive

You will no doubt know that I am not on this list. Not even on this particular one. (Monica Lewinsky?) Lechaim!

This link courtesy of the Jewish web site "Yahoodi." I'm fairly certain it's unrelated to this ( Read more... )

An item, submitted for your consideration:

No matter how hard you try to disassociate yourself from an unpleasant person, you will undoubtably be forced to associate with them through no fault of your own.

So I have come up with the following ways to get rid of an unpleasant person:

• Stare intently at their forehead as they speak to you.
  
• Feign a ( Read more... )

With a lot of things happening in the world, I've decided to do what a lot of people in the mainstream media like to do when faced with a slow news day and too much coffee: I'm going to sit around and make things up.
This time, I've carefully selected a number of words that I expect to become part of the general vocabulary of society-at-large over ( Read more... )

This headline gives me giggles for some odd reason.

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Search engines may come and go, but Google consistently can generate surprises.
This week's lesson in the Wacky Wacky Web is a trip through the images that Google dredges up for various search terms ( Read more... )

Good morning ( Read more... )