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donald_rumsfeld

Reality

Apr 22, 2004 20:32

Well, Dubya saw Dawn of the Dead.I swear I don't know why we allow him to see things like this. He has barricaded himself in the Lincoln bedroom now and is ordering the SS to shoot anyone who touches the door because they might be 'infected' or 'coming for him ( Read more... )

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george_dubya April 22 2004, 19:47:33 UTC

Rummy, you're fired, man. I know you read the memo about making fun of me. You broke the rules. You're fired.

donald_rumsfeld April 22 2004, 19:53:57 UTC

Yes, Yes. Oh no, I'm 'fired'. Excuse me while I go cry. *rolls eyes*

You didn't even get me anything for 'Secretary's Day' on April 21. Jerk.

*points behind you*
LOOK OUT! Al Queda is behind you! AHHHHH!

*whispers to Cheney*
Could you up his medication please? This arrogant attitude is starting to get on my nerves. Who does he think he is? President?

*muffles chuckles from around the room*