Damn good propaganda film. Goebbles would have been proud. I think that is grounds enough for a guilty of treason verdict for Mr. Moore. Immediatly sentence him to a life with no cheeseburgers and he will die slowly and painfully ( Read more... )

Well, Dubya saw Dawn of the Dead.I swear I don't know why we allow him to see things like this. He has barricaded himself in the Lincoln bedroom now and is ordering the SS to shoot anyone who touches the door because they might be 'infected' or 'coming for him ( Read more... )

This is a situation.However, do not fear. The treasonous swine responsible for this ad have been apprehended and taken away to be 're-educated' in gulag 21... er.. Camp Happy ( Read more... )

It is a joyous day my fellow Americans ( Read more... )

My foray into Sexiness

Phase 1 is now complete. We have liberated the poor tormented oil wells in Iraq and have allowed them to produce true and democratic oil for the first time ( Read more... )

Ok we trashed Iraq. Next up we need to get Bush off his butt and get into Syria and Iran! How dare these non-nuclear club countries not bend to our will immediatly? Who do they think they are messing with? Didn't they get the message from Iraq ( Read more... )

Whew! Its been a busy few weeks! The war is progressing according to the script. Need to push a few more Bush publicity shots. Ashcroft is lagging behind in stripping the civil liberties of the country. I have already had to stretch the war out by a week, what is taking that boy so long? If we aren't careful we may actually have to 're-elect' Dumbo ( Read more... )