I just opened up a network cable tester. Reading the back, I was greeted with several lovely grammatical atrocities.

• WARNING: Forbid to use for cable with electric current.


• ATTENTION:
  • Do not use it beyond usage.
  • Do not change it on your mind.

Protect passwords? Not if latte is free
By Mary Anne Ostrom
Mercury NewsWould you give up your computer passwords for a Starbucks latte? ``imasexyguy'' did. So did ``raiderfan.'' The football fanatic even gave it to a radio reporter -- to put on the air. And then he told the interviewer he still wasn't going to change it ( Read more... )

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I found this artist named Laurie Webb. I have one song titled "Aren't You Clever," and I think her voice is very very pretty. I want more songs. Unfortunately, I couldn't find any--in fact, I couldn't even find any basic information about her, save this cryptic note in an Indie music journal. o.o

Laurie WebbRaised in an eclectic family where self- ( Read more... )

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Here is a slightly edited example of one of the support tickets I deal with in a day.

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Broman came out of the closet to say:

One of the funniest things I've heard a cop say was when I was walking home from a party with a bunch of drunken mates. One of them suddenly picked up a broomstick that had been dumped on the nature strip and swing it into a power pole just as a cop car rolled past. The car stopped and he yelled something like ( Read more... )

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Yay! I love it when our servers crash.


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