This journal has been retired! I'll be contacting the lot of you with my new one.

America, n.: A great nation, which is best described as a melting pot; many ingredients come together in turbulent seething, those on the bottom get burned, and the scum rise to the top.
-- Hayward's Unabridged Dictionary

I will send the fucking Forum Mafia to your house if you don't register and start posting here.

What the hell did they do to Lite Brites?!

That worthless trainwreck of a human being Dominique stole the first book in the beauty series and wrote a reading report on it, and brought it to William's. She wore the cover. I swear to god, I hate her. In a fit of rage, I erased her Playstation memory card, and...

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When Jim Hughes sneezes, he never does it like any normal, sane being would. Instead of just sneezing and getting on with things, he will invariably sneeze by going "HaaaCHOOOuse me!" or "HeeeeeeeyYYYYYCHYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!!"

I love Kayla. A lot. If you have something negative to say about it, piss off.

If my name and title have evaded you somehow, let me underscore that you should save my icon, and play it in Winamp.

If you don't have Winamp, rename it to .mp3 and play it.

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