I never took an AP class in high school, but apparently I can teach the shit out of Human Geography. Too bad I will now be with elementary PE.

I am finally a head coach of a girl's track and field team. Go me!

On the 30th, my purse was stolen from the trunk of my car. I set the purse on the back of my car while I went to remove a hose from the side of the house. I was not away from the purse for more than five minutes and it was taken ( Read more... )

I have to go back to my hair colorist today to redo my hair. It is too funky... I am surely not this cool.

At five this morning, "If there is somebody already outside the store when I get there waiting on an iPhone I will fucking kill them". -Jamie

I own a house. Now I am more in debt than ever!

he seriously just looks and gets better with time. Damn.

Waiting on the city of Memphis to show me the money....!

The man that makes me laugh is superb....

Signed an agreement to purchase a house today. I am hoping it all works out by June 30. Come visit!