You know, somewhere Jean Claude Van Damme is sitting around getting all pissed off that Chuck Norris is getting all this attention ( Read more... )

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Happy Birthday Claire!!!

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
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0710 - John is in his vehicle listening to conventional radio

"Today's traffic is brought to you by Quizno's."

- Bastards, they PAID to create this traffic!

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 stephenjosephs a-falling.11 mearths a-sipping.10 genievrestelas a-winking.9 chicky824s a-massaging.8 dandoubledtwices a-sniffing.7 zsazsanomores a-drumming.6 ejrobbinss a-dialing.5 light blue meridianblues.4 galloping hallwayjulies.3 Russian nanofemtos.2 salamander road_to_hells.And a sydelbow in a ( Read more... )

"If ejaculate tasted like chocolate, overpopulation would not be a problem."

the quotes are both to indicate that it wasn't my statement and to separate me from it and keep my image squeaky clean.

Happy Thanksgiving all.

I am a very blessed man. I am thankful for many things.

Much love,
John

BS - I scored just as high for the Flash.

Your results:
You are Spider-ManSpider-Man 70%The Flash 70%Superman 60%Supergirl 48%Robin 45%Green Lantern 45%Iron Man 45%Wonder Woman 43%Hulk 40%Catwoman 30%Batman 25%You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

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