Overheard by Skittle-haired Henry:

Big football player talking on tiny cell phone saying, "Girl, you know I love your nasty bits."

Overheard by Kelsey of the Sisterly Kingdom:

One college boy to another saying, "Yeah, but she hung up on me before I could tell her it isn't contaigious. Man, I've gotta call her back." 

1. Told you so.
2. That's what you think.
3. Calm down.

Zach: " I study Philosophy. Which, I guess, means I study pretty much everything."
Ivy: "Then how is it that you know so little?"

"Man, I'm sorry I punched you in the beer." - Ida

Harris: I am Virgil, leading you down through the circles of Latin hell.
Student: What level are we in now?
Harris: Oh, we're just where the adulterers are. Vomit and bees!
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Geologists, well some of the renegade geologists, have a theory that millions of years ago, some of the extinction events were caused by the "snowball earth" phenomenon. The whole world, pole to pole, was covered in snow and ice. That is probably my least favorite extinction event. Meteor impact: woah. Nuclear holocaust, terrible. Volcanic ( Read more... )

I stayed up till 5 a.m. last night reading some crazy Peruvian author. In Spanish. It was really hard, because I haven't read much Spanish since '05. And it was fun ( Read more... )

Best phrases ( Read more... )

Three years ago today, I was in Rome. It was warm, and Meghan and I both wore dumb shoes, and got lost looking for a shoe store to buy smart ones. Best food of my life. Received mass at the Vatican. Almond gelatto. Threw a coin in the Trevi Fountain ( "The Epitome of Guy-Standing-on-a-Rock sculpture" ~ Keegan) . Florentine waiter at pasta ( Read more... )

Since school let out last Friday, I have read ( Read more... )

The rules are simple. Just create a post about a few things that have made you happy recently. Then tag 8 people and have them post this meme on their journals. Keep the happiness going please.

1. My classes. I dropped the one that required ridiculous amounts of work, and have kept Latin, History and Philosophy. The teachers of all three are amusing ( Read more... )

Alright, my dear ones. Radiohead finally released their new album. No, most of you don't care. But you should, because they bypassed the big money sucking record labels and gave it directly to the public to download. On the download site for the album, In Rainbows, you can enter in whatever amount you want to pay, even if that amount is NOTHING. ( Read more... )