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[dont_be_weird]

I keep on getting drunk but nothing really happens after that...it's disappointing and upsetting me greatly! Anyways, here is an embarrasing/somewhat funny story and the closest to any action I got this weekend. So I woke up this morning because I was holding in a ridiculous amount of urine and was debating on whether I should get up for it or just

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[jesusandwich]

dude, i dunno you, but i am one of ali's friends and that's how i came across your post. anyway, that's probably the funniest story i've heard in a long time.

[dont_be_weird]

thank you it amused me too

[cronotool]

Maybe it's a good omen? I know that sounds like bullshit but...I dont know I guess it is. At least she didn't laugh.

[dont_be_weird]

nothing to laugh about, but anyways is your situation at orlando getting any better?

[vaneladork]

Aren't you NOT suppose to be able to pee while you have a boner?

[runswithscissor]

damn, you really have bad timings with stuff like this

[dont_be_weird]

whatever, it made me laugh

[nefarious_heart]

get kicked out and come to uf

[dont_be_weird]

it might just happen, but either way I will be there for our game