I finally saw Star Wars and I am not gonna lie to you, it was kinda gay. It didn't give me much closure and it was retarded how Natalie Portman died, and the dumbest thing ever was how Anakin's dreams brought on the death of his wife; very dissapointing movie. On to crappier things, I think I pretty much pissed the shit out of my sociology teacher ( Read more... )

I seriously think that subconsciously I want to out do myself each year in terms of embarrassment, last year was taylor, before that was the tracy bullshit and now I can top them both...go me! last night was crap, bull shit crap, crap crap crap!!! but I nevertheless it will be funny in the long distant future where I redeem myself!

finally got my fucking fake, the shit got here on the 14th but I never got a slip from the mail people so I just thought that it never came. the gay thing is that I needed that shit last weekend when we were short on beers and vodka. oh and the ID looks like a square cut out of a cardboard box, but hopefully when I go to publix to buy beer, none of ( Read more... )

UF is by far the worst host ever!!! first fucking day I get here and I got a fucking ticket $183.00!!!! I completely forgot that I was in the school zone and I was going 38 mph then some fuck came and gave me a ticket. I tried to reason that I was at Vanderbilt and I didn't know, but I fucked up that I slowed down as soon as I saw him from the side ( Read more... )

finals are gay...more so than AP exam. definitely thought that during the week of finals, I would be so busy and stressed with time that I wouldn't even notice that the time was just flying by, but instead despite the fact that yes I dont have enough time to study, time is still not moving fast enough. everytime I turn a page in my physics book, I ( Read more... )

Well, I finally got my confirmation about UF and that I am about to go in for summer A, however, those fuckers are still giving me shit!! After the tedious battle with the office of Registrar, Admissions and the college of Liberal Arts, now it's the housing department's turn to fuck with me. Apparently even if I am definitely coming for summer A, I ( Read more... )

I came to an observation, I like complaining, I am very good at it and it makes me feel great afterward! So obviously this is another complaint.

(1) I got a 79 on the chemistry test which I need a 100 on to get an A, so now I need a 100 on the final to pull an A-

(2) I am fucking sick from ( Read more... )

last night was great, I just wanted to sleep but instead got dragged into watching people smoke and ended up getting kicked out of my own room because this girl didn't know her limits and thought she was dying from smoking. So we called everyone that knew her to make sure that she didn't call an ambulance because of her delusion of having a ( Read more... )

Life is getting lame, boring and predictable. I studied all last weekend for the physics test and I am pretty sure that I didn't even get a 70 on it and then I busted my ass on the chem test which I better have gotten at least a 90. Despite the fact that my GPA is about as low as Paris Hilton's IQ, that's really not what's pissing me the most ( Read more... )

This weekend sucked ass as usual. Well, it was the PIMP's b-day and we all went to PF Chains to celebrate. I haven't had Chinese food for a while and this was a nice change from the usual Alpine. I stuffed the crap out of myself and hate the say that was probably the best part of the night. Then I came back and played beerpong with the gang and ( Read more... )