want to know what's the gayest language in the world??? chinese! what a fucking piece of shit! My fucking ancestors must have been the biggest morons ever. God damn it, I speak that shit fluently and I still have no fucking idea what's going on in class. I swear some of these white people are retarded too, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE CHINESE??? ( Read more... )

I know i haven't posted shit for awhile, but don't worry as soon as finals are done, I am gonna have a massive update that will knock all of your socks off

GOOD WEEKEND!!! friday I went to dinner and chilled with the usual fucks, and there was this one particular bitch that I can't stand, but since I am a little bitch here, I have been able to censuring myself around her for about half a year now. I always thought that I would eventually get to know her and we would be friends like I am with everyone ( Read more... )

failed the first physics test, barely beat the class average on the orgo test and I don't think I did very well on my math test (which I am retaking...), so I don't think this semester is gonna be a very good semester. Anyways, on with more positive things, Vanderbilt is 3-0 which hasn't happened since like 84! And due to this I am going to the ( Read more... )

I keep on getting drunk but nothing really happens after that...it's disappointing and upsetting me greatly! Anyways, here is an embarrasing/somewhat funny story and the closest to any action I got this weekend. So I woke up this morning because I was holding in a ridiculous amount of urine and was debating on whether I should get up for it or just ( Read more... )

Back in TN!My room is way bigger than I expected and all the fucks here look pretty much the same...except that all the bitches got much MUCH finer! I don't think Nay made it back to Vandy which was the only lost that I care about. The move in was tedious but necessary, after a 3 moth hiatus everyone needed a little time to be confortable with each ( Read more... )

so warped tour was as gay as it gets. At first things weren't so bad because I anticipated the horror and brought alcohol, so I went into the thing tipsy getting close to drunk and it was great listening to loud noise and pushing people around in the mosh pit. Even when I wasn't in the mosh pit and was just jumping up and down listening to music ( Read more... )

being at home really really sucks, first of all I have to work with the parents for like fucking 12 hours day and by the time I get home, the gym is closed so I have to run around the neighborhood and play b-ball with black kids around the clubhouse for excercise. the only exciting this I did was going on a date with cami to see batman begins, but ( Read more... )

friday was kind of interesting, first whitney finally stopped selling out(good job!). we had lunch at some sub place, and apparently she had a damn good excuse to selling out...feel better honey. Then we were all suppose to go to a club, but fuckface wouldn't go without weed and we had none. So instead we went to this party with a lot of asians, ( Read more... )

these last couple of weeks has been kind of redundant but nevertheless, fun. I bombed my first sociology test with a 57.5 and a 74 then a 76 on my psych test which means I do need to actually do something for these retarded classes. Been drunk pretty much every weekend which is about what I expected. Adrienne is a funny little jewish girl who ( Read more... )