The Strange Bond Between Siblings

[dont_fall_4_me]

             In the before school era, they are your only friends - and your only enemies.  They share your love of Saturday morning cartoons, but they compete with you for the front seat.  If not for them, your mother says, she would be able to buy you more toys but it just isn’t practical with three of you.

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[dontcallme_ash]

*tear*
i'm going to call my brother

[dont_fall_4_me]

I might walk across the hall and ask mine what he's eatin for dinner. or, I might just instant message him.

[being_in_itself]

it's a shame cassie can't read this.

i wasn't trying to hurt your feelings yesterday; i was in a bad mood and the whole thing just made me go "buh?"

sorry. anyway. come with me to buy clothes. cassie and i are going to the movies later, as well.

[dont_fall_4_me]

I'll email her a copy.

it's cool. I heard you lashed out at mom and dad about their lexus dog. *shrugs*

I'm gonna come. can we watch wedding crashers or war of the worlds? I've seen everything else.

[being_in_itself]

hahahaha i didn't "lash out." i told mom that paying $1500 for a dog was fucking ridiculous.

which it is. especially when there are dogs at the animal shelter that are gonna be kilt. KILT!

anyway. i wanna see willy wonka. if there's no oompa loompa songs we're throwing the chairs through the screen.

[dont_fall_4_me]

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

example of sibling dynamics:

[being_in_itself]

1: FUCK YOU!
2: NO FUCK YOU!
1: YOU ATE THE LAST M&M ICE CREAM SAMMICH I'LL KILL YOU RAWREBRR
2: GARBREBFNEKJN!!1!!
*kicking, biting, hair pulling, death*
1: you wanna go see a movie?
2: ok, lemme wash off all this blood.

Re: example of sibling dynamics:

[dont_fall_4_me]

that was when I pulled a chair out from underneath Cassie and hit her with it, WWF style.

that was nuts.

[dont_fall_4_me]

yea, I've always thought the subject was interesting.

if I was decently qualified I'd like to write more about it.