a message left at 6:32 PM on a girl's voice mail ( Read more... )

i had a really shitty day at work and had this table that would not leave, so i sat my ass down for three hours and rolled every piece of silverware in the joint. so....

if you eat breakfast at the IHOP at 281 & 1604 this sunday morning, the 21st of august, i just want you to know.......

i touched your fork

so today i went to work where i managed to make a whopping twenty dollars (rounded up from fifteen). while there i spent most of my time trying to explain to a seventeen year old girl why all guys are assholes, it didn't stick, but one year out of high school and she'll realize i was right, so i've got that going for me. let's see ( Read more... )

the world just keeps fucking me back...........

FUCK

THE

WORLD

everyone is jumping off the damn bridge

you know how Superman often heats up the bad guy's guns with his heat vision? well wouldn't the bullets heat up and fire?

well, wouldn't they?

Bill Cosby's lawyer nastygrams short film site channel101.com ( Read more... )

what the Fuck is 'Field of Dreams' doing on WOMEN'S ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION?

the movie is about BASEBALL for FUCK'S SAKE!

ok fine, i suck too.