Unbeknowst to me, today was obviously declared "be shitty to Amanda" day.   So, if anyone would like to curse at me, tell me that I'm annoying, call me to talk only to later hang up on me, and/or blame me for the fact that you had a rough life, PLEASE give me a call!

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How fast would I dump you? test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1964641502572101407

sometimes I think I would be ooddles happier if I could be a bum.  OR a werewolf OR a vampire.  anybody who doesn't have to get a day job.

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            It didn’t take me long to figure out that I was chubbier than my little sister.  Chubbier than my older brother.  What I couldn’t figure out was why I was chubbier.  I thought I ate what they ate.  I thought I did what they did.  However, for some reason, I was always bigger than they were.  I never had a little kid ( Read more... )

            This is for all of the girls who went to the prom with their best girl friend so she didn’t have to go alone.  This is for all of the girls who went to the prom with their best guy friend so he didn’t have to tell anyone he was gay.  This for all of the ( Read more... )

( make me an offer )

( new favorite song )

           A couple of weeks ago, something disturbing happened.  I was talking to someone important - someone new that seemed promising - when he asked for my phone number.  After I gave him mine, he offered his which I accepted.  I began to plug his digits in when, lo and behold, my phone protested.  It was full.

What the fuck?

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