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PLEASE?

and every exhale tempts me with the hint of my (not so grand) finale.

it was probably charlie brown's teacher who said,
"wah wah waaa waa wah wahwahhwahwwhawhaahahawha."
which, oddly enough, translates into,
"the only person you hurt with hate is yourself."

which is probably why i never listened.

whilst drinking cheap champagne it is extremely critical that you recite The Balloonist's Prayer before and after each sip is taken ( Read more... )

i am officially invisible to most people.

it's not so often anymore that i have something that i care to share.
however, i care to share ( this )

mason gregory was born lastnight!!!

MORE BABIES!! MORE BABIES!! OMG MORE BABIES!!

HOPEFULLY I WILL HAVE PICTURES SOON!!!!!!!

my boss told me that when he takes the poop powder in the morning and in the evening that he has 2 foot long poops.
he also said that it's the grossest thing EVER. it kinda sounds worth it to me

i just mixed up some of the poop powder in my v8.
if my poop comes out as awesome as i hope it does you can expect pictures soon.

( i can't stop thinking about this )

rest in peace, nannan. i love you, and i'm happy for you. i've always felt very fortunate to have you and grandpa in my life.

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anole sex.