my coarse weenie has a navel named hank. he is very sly. one day hank splintered all the way to scandinavia. there he vomited until the FBI thrashed his flashlight. then he hanged, so we all had to go paste him. we had a flirtatious time!

yes. spangler is my real last name. if one more person asks me during the remainder of my life i will flip out and kill them without hesitation.

rats on crack attack!

( when i was 2 i climbed up the shelf to get bambi, and pulled the television on top of myself on easter. )

i abhor being a girl.

every one count backwards with me!!

21!

way to ruin everyone's your birthday for me!
-polish

( some stuff that made me laugh when i read it. )

JUSTIN: you want a fancy bowl? they're bigger.
SARAH: sure
JUSTIN: sometimes i eat my cereal with them when i feel like indulging.

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