The dog is bored and lonely.

[dontcallmespot]

[Private to Elena]

Do you like pizza?

It's cheese.

Well, I ate the meat off of it.

Friday nights alone are lame.

Hi.

Comments

[antigrasshopper]

Oh, hi. You don't

You don't have to yell at Easy or anything. In the future. I mean, it's fine.

[dontcallmespot]

Dude, that guy is a major jerk. He is ALWAYS a jerk. He deserved it.

[antigrasshopper]

Oh I'm not denying that he's a jerk. He is a jerk for the ages. He should get hit by a car trapped in a burning building. But you don't have to worry about that, okay? I mean he's just

[...]

It doesn't bother me.

[dontcallmespot]

I could totally trap him in a burning building. They don't call me Eddy "Bond" Richards for nothing you know.