I don't understand how I can be vegan, so healthy that I fix broken stethoscopes by touching them, have an apartment full of well-tended-for plants, and still be allergic to spring. I don't understand it. It's ridiculous. April never used to make me sneeze.

I am sure it's the stress. I am positive.

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Oh yes, I know how you all hate listening to my silly financial memos, silly Elena and her panicking and naysaying and fuss, so I have some news that should cheer you up:

We are almost entirely out of money.So you will not have to listen to my silly financial memos for much longer. No! Because you ( Read more... )

I am not going back into that damned building until this festival of stupidity and poor conduct has ended, and by ended I mean the end of sugar and doors and slipping and sliding.

My recovery from any property or psychological damages will be taken from your dues.

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These books. These books just aren't pleasant reading, but I won't turn down general praise if it's given to my lot, I just might question it. I don't doubt my own sense of dignity and restraint, but since when has Aesopian status been a universal indicator of sanity? We're not all quiet or productive, even if we do seem to be much less violent ( Read more... )

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I am sick

I will not be available for my usual Pentamerone office hours this   week. This does not mean you no longer owe money, those of you who owe money, and you know who you are. Do not pretend you do not know.

I'll add extra hours next week.

Thank you.

You really didn't have to          I mean it's

Thank you for the tulips. They're unnecess lovely.

basics.
Name: Elena Maria Morales
Age: 28
Date of Birth: April 25th, 1979
Place of Birth: Mineola, NY
Current Residence: Manhattan
Position with Atheneum: Monitors, calculates dues

Occupation: As a strategic advisor for the Global Wealth Management Group at Morgan Stanley, Elena formulates comprehensive plans for shuffling funds of the extremely wealthy ( Read more... )