One Hat

[dontloseyerhat]

HOY! Dat vos a goot nap.

...hn, somefink doesn't feel right. Hy vonder vat it iz...

Hat? No, hy'z got my hat. Name? No, got dat too. Head? No. Hat? No.

Oh vell, if hy got my hat, then it kent be too bad. Time to do somefink fun! Maybe huntink, maybe fightink, maybe eatink...

vait.

Vere am I?

Comments

[befuddledmage]

It doesn't matter where you are, so long as your hat hasn't abandoned you.

[dontloseyerhat]

Dat's right! Hyu'z got a pretty nice hat yerself.

[befuddledmage]

Hrmph? Hat? Where!?

[dontloseyerhat]

Yer HEAD. Ze one on yer head.

[princeofknives]

Oh? We have a strange new arrival. One with snazzy hat and easygoing attitude, how fun. U~shishishi...

This is Memento Eden. There is much 'huntink, fightink and eatink' to be had.

[dontloseyerhat]

Dat so? Sounds like a goot place.

[bubblyhealer]

What? Your language is indecipherable! Hmph. Well, no matter.

You may still be my vassal. No, no need to thank me, just try not to breathe on my greatness too much.

[dontloseyerhat]

Hy donno... do hyu really vant somewon like me as yer vassal?

[bubblyhealer]

U-ugh . . . It's not a matter of want, per se, but really! I need more vassals! And you look like you'd make a perfect underling! No one could look more minion-y than you!

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[dontloseyerhat]

In dat case...

[airgeargaigar]

Aahit'samonster!!

((Note: she only thought this, but isn't aware or in control of her telepathy yet))

[dontloseyerhat]

Monster?! Vere?

[airgeargaigar]

*points at you; speechless, but still telepathing*

T-Talking monster!

[dontloseyerhat]

Oh! DAT monster.

Vat's a monster supposed ta do at timez like dis? Eat people?

[mokomanjuu]

Look, look! Mokona has a hat, too!

[dontloseyerhat]

And a damn goot hat it iz, too!