this is what i have learned this week being an adult gives no gratification whatsoever i mean realy first theres a problem with a guy at the club and instead of being an ass (like i should have) i politely introduced myself explained the situation and told him to beat it the guy thanks me gave me a hug and beat it sigh i shoulda fuckin hit him now ( Read more... )

i love chocolate milk with every part of my body (even my peepee)

i had to disable comments on my last post cause burger king was a little shall we say grumpy? grow up burgerking breakfast just grow up sheesh

by the time you read this line ill be gone its been a great ride my love but ive run out of tickets in the crazy carnival we called breakfast we shared so many mornings all of them filled with happiness and i will never forget you in fact someday when we come to terms with this split maybe we i can still visit you? i know what youre thinking and ( Read more... )

im gonna double post i can just feel it!! ok so cable went out for a few days limbo is kind of interesting but the whole not existing thing gets old pretty quick so im happy i exist again while in limbo i came upon your mother then i came upon a great treasure wealth beyond your wildest imagination what could a poor man like me find that could be ( Read more... )

"flunking your drivers test?" *woosh* "i dont know what ta do with ya kid"

for those of you that cared chilly willy is gone he writes still and that makes me feel a bit cooler on those hot summer nights he will be missed ( Read more... )

i did it without consent from the family i bought an ac unit hehehehe so as of now my room is chilly i will sleep with blankets tonight and enjoy my comfort the unit is in the window secure enough that it wont fall out but ghetto rigged enough that it wont be hard to take out and put back in the box when my parental figures see it in the morning ( Read more... )

i have a new rule and it goes a little somthing like this (hit it!) i from this point on refuse to eat at a restaraunt that has a name that if i heard a girl offer it to me i would not hump her for example "hey big boy you want some of this old country buffet?" yuuuuck no i would not lady your gross ( Read more... )

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