if you want to be hit on get a girls haircut and learn to dance (it can be badly it doesnt matter) and then head on down to the wave you will get hit on

club was fun but the ride there was better the usual suspects me pabu cheyner and jill cheyner was lookin through her tapes and we all decided on bobby brown (duh) and as we are listening to dont be cruel i realize why my boy bobby has fallin on hard times with jail and whatnot hes been with some trifflin ass bitches i mean realy if i raise a glass ( Read more... )

soon my baby will be a big sister ( Read more... )

the other day i walked past honey suckles and thought of rhode island go figure ay ( Read more... )

me: cut my hair
jill: i dont wanna
me: c'mon it'll be like bonding time *shakes hands in bonding motion*
jill: dood word is bond you dont need a haircut

*silence*

me: damnit you win

this message has been written in real time to better understand the quipiness (its a quip not a slope)

there was no befriending the brains but i made buddies with a face hahahahahha lets see lots saving people from the interstate and work and stuff chillin played starcraft today for the first time in ages tonight should be amusing could be extremely amusing but we will see anyways i realy have nuthin to say just wanted to make that initial joke ( Read more... )

"but you know sometimes im a liar"

i will start by saying that im drunk and my wisdom tooth decided tonight was a good night to pop through and it fuckin hurts! with that out of the way its tuesday star date blah ditty blah blah and im at the jackmove show mindin my own drunk ass business when all of a sudden im being ground (tense?) on by some girls ok this sucks i dont like ( Read more... )

mrb3nj4m1n: I'm so tired of fucking awkward ass emo lyrics
mrb3nj4m1n: it's like they learned english as a second language
NinjaWh0r3: or they just dont care
NinjaWh0r3: like me!!!
mrb3nj4m1n: you're less awkward than them
mrb3nj4m1n: you got some hip hop flow
NinjaWh0r3: haha word
mrb3nj4m1n: which lets you be awkward and okay at the same time

first person to leave a reply that just says im a dumbass gets a head bobble