I SAW IN LOUISIANA A LIVE-OAK GROWING ( Read more... )

ok, how about this for an outfit?

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Ok guys, i need your opinion and since your homos I value your input on this topic. I need to put an outfit together for the France show. Here are some things I found on ebay:


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Samuel L. Jackson as The Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk:

"Fee, Fye, Foe, Fum. I smell some MUTHERFUCKIN blood!"

So after learning last week that Nancy had been arrested for a 10 year old felony, I get told this morning that she has been released and is coming in to work today at noon. I have been instructed to have her remove the letters from our outdoor sign and replace them with the new sale prices and then sit at her desk and take in money for Boost ( Read more... )

So my boss went ahead and hired another retarded part-time worker without me even knowing it was happening. This one is a doozy. Her name is Nancy. She knows nothing about cell phones or anything else for that matter. Everything about her is annoying. Her voice, her questions, her hair, everything. She's gotta be pushing 50. She doesn't ( Read more... )

1. What song immediately makes you cry? Heavenly Day - Patty Griffin

2. Are you happy with your life currently? - I'm stagnant right now, I want something to happen.

3. Favorite Dylan Song? - Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues

I know I've already posted this, but I like it so fuck off.

Thanksgiving PrayerThanks for the wild turkey and ( Read more... )

Ingredients ( Read more... )

I am starving. I haven't been able to get a break and now I have the "lingering customers" in here. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! Just fucking leave. I don't have what you're looking for!!! All I want to do is eat this shitty egg salad sandwich!!!! For the love of Lion-o!!!.....Thank god they're leaving. Now I can enjoy my....NO, here comes some more