I'm getting sick of the mailroom. Particulary this crazy fucking kid named Bradley who seems to have a comment for anything, and a terrible sense of humor about everything. Apparantly the funniest movie he's ever seen is Collateral, and his favorite recording artist is Joe Walsh. He's kind of a nice guy, I guess, but mostly he's terrifying ( Read more... )

Today was supposed to be disgruntled mailboy day. I was going to wake up hating my life and enjoying every second of it. I planned to mope around the office, pissed off about who I was, and what little I had done with what I had been given ( Read more... )

TilAllAreOne1982: Laguna Beach really makes me want to kill something ( Read more... )

I work in the mail-room at Frito-Lay Headquarters. Among the people that work with me is a 30-35 year old black man named Perry. He's the man. Sometimes other black people will come in and talk to him. Usually early in the morning while I am sorting the mail for the second floor. Their exchange is generally the most entertaining part of my morning ( Read more... )

MikeJade187: oh shit dude. i had to go to jail today...
JethroSpanks: why?
MikeJade187: what do you mean why? You'd get pulled in to if you were caught with two guns and a six pack.
JethroSpanks: i hate you

JethroSpanks: alright, im going to ( Read more... )

A conversation between myself, my 16-year-old sister Sara, and 22-year-old Joseph Morgenstern. Andy Cope's comments have been edited for time ( Read more... )

Mall Thought ( Read more... )

MikeJade187: you know what i realized today ( Read more... )

I just want to take this time to plea to Mark Ngo to never make any more musical recomendations on his Xanga again. His tastes are terrible, and his qualifiers are even worse. If this isn't Mark, but you know him, please pass on the message. If this is Mark, I want you to know that I love you man, and I'm sending you a package of really really ( Read more... )