BE COOL was the worst movie of the year. I'd rather see John Travolta take a dump after eating a whicker basket. Actually, I'd like to see you take a dump after eating a whicker basket.

....and it'd drop in my mouth.

After fucking around with Oprah, and not realizing the genius of Christopher Walken, David Letterman finally impresses me for the first time in ten years:

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"Hey! Let me ask you something: Do you think if I got punk'd by Ashton Kutcher I'd punch him in the face?"
"No! I think you'd want to punch him, but then you'd realize you loved him!"
"What am I, a pussy? You don't know anything about me."
-Me in conversation with some fat bitches at lameass Ginger Man bar in Dallas.

I'm a pretty uninteresting dude.

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"The movie seals Jackson's reputation: He's the most gifted big-picture artist working today, a master of epics from a human-eye view who excels at employing 21st-century technological wizardry to suit the needs of ageless, personal storytelling."
-- Lisa Schwarzbaum, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

Forty-two dollars and twenty-two cents is the price of waking up drenched in your own puke in America.

PrismaColor85: are you gay?

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