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So, I'm house-sitting for the week, and I've been told I have to get their money's worth from AOL, so here I am ( Read more... )

You have been warned. It's been so long since I've been around that I thought I'd update everyone with what's been happening.

The last time I updated was April and it's December now, so I imagine this is going to be quite long.

I think I'll cut it to avoid spamming people's friends pages. Read if you wish.

( A brief history of April to December )

Guess who's got a day off again? Yeah, it's me. Okay, so wasn't much of a guessing game but I thought it'd be different ( Read more... )

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This could be my last LJ entry, because according to some women who came through at work yesterday, I'm going to die in two days. I was also asked how to put on a condom by some kids ringing from a payphone, and some guy last week wanted me to get him the number of a hooker. Yes, this is what I get in the wonderful world of Directory Enquiries at ( Read more... )

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