Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!

[doodlz]

That's it--I give up. Either all men are the same, or I turn them into major assholes. Either way, I give up. I'm moving to a convent, and am going to become a nun. Or I'm going to tie myself to the top of a rocket destined for Pluto and start dating aliens

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We allllllll float down here.

[scooter25]

I suspect that it's not you that turns them into major assholes, they were assholes long before you met them. It just floats to the top with time. Just keep moving forward. If someone loves YOU they'll keep up with you.

I can't get stoned because I can't roll a joint, and I am way to stupid to use a bong, and a lighter?????? Forget about it.

It Rocks! lol

[doodlz]

Yeah, go ahead and send that bong this way. lol Oh, and some weed as well. lol As far as the lighters go, I'm still trying to figure that one out.

I know, I know. My track record isn't looking too good though. I'd be a lesbian, but I would never want to live with another woman... They're too bitchy and hormonal. (I know from experience! I am one! lol)

Yeah, I need help.

Re: It Rocks! lol

[doodlz]

Yeah. After staying with most of my friends from time to time, I've learned that women are just as shitty as men are. I'm just going to buy myself a dildo, they don't talk back and they don't fart all of the time.

[tonydub21]

Just wait till I get to Cleveland. I'll get you stoned and make you laugh and stuff. I'll like do the truffle shuffle or something.

[doodlz]

It's a deal! lol

Uhm... I have no idea what a truffle shuffle is, but it sounds really funny. lol As long as you can disco and do the cabbage patch, I'm in! lol

[tonydub21]

Haven't you ever seen that movie "The Goonies?"
The little fat kid (Chunk) did this dance and it was called the truffle shuffle.