I'm still alive! Actually, I forgot all about this journal, it's been awhile ( Read more... )

I need to marry a rich guy so that I never have to work again. My job sucks the big hairy sweaty balls of a 650 pound man who hasn't showered in three months.

Gifted
You scored 131 Intelligence!

Aww...you're basically a genius. 132 is the IQ where Mensa accepts you. How about giving it a try? You were the probably the kid who got all A's in high school..or you could be like me, a brilliant slacker...too smart for your own good. It goes both ways. You are ver gifted.

My test tracked 1 variable ( Read more... )

Alright alright ALRIGHT already!!! I started up a myspace page for those of you who just can't get enough of me. (Yeah, sure, huh? lol) Here's the link ( Read more... )

Look who is soooo bord that they had nothing to do but take one billion pictures in order to find ONE that she looked decent in. My job SUCKS ASS! Ok, there it is: My new user pic.

Now what am I going to do with the rest of the afternoon? lol

( Interesting Survey... Well, not really... )

Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in
1. yuffie score: 2
2. j. crew score: 1
3. phantasy star score: 1
4. ruling the world score: 1
5. recoil score: 1
6. people with large foreheads score: 1
7. lower weiss score: 1
8. spin art score: 1
9. lapdances score: 1
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Fuck today. I need to vent ( Read more... )

That's it--I give up. Either all men are the same, or I turn them into major assholes. Either way, I give up. I'm moving to a convent, and am going to become a nun. Or I'm going to tie myself to the top of a rocket destined for Pluto and start dating aliens ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Bisexual Pink-Skinned 22 to 28-Year old Females
(201 total) Dating15.38%32.6%18.6%Gone steady Self-Lovin'45.45%61.35%44.87%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself Shamelessness51.61%78.08%59.49%It takes a couple of drinks Sex Drive19.05%76.58%57.92 ( Read more... )