[No one in Mayfield had warned him about this. Oh sure, there was that phone call, but it didn't really make any sense! It was probably just something misdirected, and it had fallen out of Doofenshmirtz's head immediately
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[Toni groaned as she woke up. She had an early shift today and didn't want to get out of bed yet... at least until she realized the sheets had suddenly turned to satin overnight. And what was she wearing?]
[Heinz had been breaking apart a still-warm roll when Toni woke up and spoke out. He stopped short, flinched somewhat, and slowly turned himself around.]
Toni? Oh. H-hello.
I have no idea where we are, but they were nice enough to feed us!
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...Huh? Where am I?
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Toni? Oh. H-hello.
I have no idea where we are, but they were nice enough to feed us!
[Awkwardly, he holds up one half of the roll.]
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And she's wearing a little black dress.
In a heart-shaped bed with satin sheets.
And there's dinner for two on the table.
Toni screams.]
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[The scream scares the stuffing out of him, and both halves of the roll are tossed away, as he jumps and flails and panics.]
It wasn't me! Not me! Not at all!
[He clutches at his chest.]
You... don't like salmon and little green peas?
[He's either missing the point, or studiously ignoring it.]
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