kinda pisses me off that i come looking after all these years off being alive, and some one if fucking with salem.. ovbiously a bulllshit artist ( Read more... )

me and the olsen twins are the same age..
im offended when i look on the on'ta'ternet for naked total n00des of them, and (im)am confronted as the old man i am

ashley olsen, you are so much hotter than your sis.

okay, long night
i recorded a message on ben's phone, and
i recalled calling laurens house...
heh
i also figured out the ages

and i think.. might have killed some one..

but i doubt it
unless you count human collectiveness
then ye-and/or-ive kuuuuled everyone

okay okay okay ( Read more... )

Are you me?

Connalessai rice
fuck you
lets
stuff a new pillow case over a pillow
half way through the stuffing
lets cut out the OTHER half
you double crossing bitch
LETS get diplomats like vulcans
NOT like motherfucking christian mothers
*P.S. Vulcan mothers are NOTHING like christian slave holders

Ive yet to had a relationship fail ( Read more... )

I broke my board today, on purpose. That chippy piece of shit.

I've got to go try and apply for a job tomorrow
Im not the happiest camper

Mild depression
But ill just go wash my clothes.
Then ill feel better
AND IF THERE'S TIME:
A MOVIE ABOUT A MIDGET!

I GOT MY FIRST LEFT HANDED GUITAR TONIGHT ( Read more... )

WELL ( Read more... )