Just a little laugh for all my friends in the Thinking Caste of our society...

Top 16 Reasons why Gay Marraige is Wrong16. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans ( Read more... )

Okay... it's 4 in the morning, and I can't sleep. I'm wired out on stress for no apparent reason, and insomnia seems a likely bedfellow (pun intended). To this end, I'm going to attempt to relieve stress in the only way I know how right now -- rant. To those of you who understand my particular brand of humor, enjoy ( Read more... )

This is my thesis, transcribed thither on thresholds ethereal, for they throw to those whom I thank through thick and thin those things for which I would tithe them thricely on this most thriving day: Thanksgiving ( Read more... )

I just got back from seeing the midnight showing of Casino Royale. Now, I may be shot for saying this (by more than one person), but nonetheless, after considerable debate, my opinion stands.

That movie has just ousted Goldeneye as my favorite Bond film ever ( Read more... )

Lich's TowerOnce upon a midnight dreary, while I puzzled weak and weary ( Read more... )

They went to a party, leaving me by myself, and I worried about them. They called me to drive to God knows where to pick them up because the cops busted the party, and bitched the whole way back. When we got back, they left me again to go to yet another party, and I continued to worry about them. I vented to a friend, but it didn't help settle me. ( Read more... )

I will never understand the American obsession with poisoning ourselves.

If I ever meet the man who decided that it would be a good idea to devolop a social gathering designed solely to exploit all the worst parts of a neurotoxin, I will punch him in the face.

Mix two parts masochism, one part sorrow, one part nausea, and two parts sexual ( Read more... )

Snakes on a Plane is the best worst movie ever.

I mean every word of that. ^_^

I started, alone, at 8:14 this evening. We have just finished. What we have done here, tonight, has defied description. It has defied belief. It has been the ultimate physical catharsis, remaking us all in the image of that which we have done. What we have done is possibly the most monumental thing to all of us this year ( Read more... )

What is made from a man ( Read more... )