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Literal
A couple regions of hell are more literal then one might think. Our theory is that it is torment authors.
Either way, beware of catapult signs.
And don't laugh at the 'Meowsplat' sounds. -
Souls
All this nonsense...and we found Hitler's soul.
See, we killed most of the demons...but hell is much bigger then it is possible to think and most of the souls that belong down here are still hereHitler took one look at Wolf-Arlene, ran off scream and plunged into one of the many Bottomless Pits we've been encountering lately ( Read more... ) -
Hells.
Hell prepares ahead of time. There has never been a President who went to hell, but if there was...he would have gone to the Sligtly Rectangular Office. Staffed by angry, hormonal, clumsy midgets. Who sing. -
Yip!
One of the few semi-intelligent demons hit us good with a General Chaos spell before Human Arlene ventilated him...it. As such, me and Wolf-Arlene spent a full week as three month old wolf puppies, unable to change back to half-human shape or use much of our I.Q ( Read more... ) -
Politically Something
We spent some time traveling through the Hell For Homophobes. I know there were not real but it was nice to have a drink with Jack and Will. Oddly, Karen kept exploding. I guess various hells don't always stick full with the theme. -
Humans and Wolves
Lately, we have only been able to make progress in two-person teams. First the smaller humans go ahead in the smaller tunnels, then they open doors that us larger wolf-people can enter. Then we use our leaping and scaling and eating skills to open passages past areas the humans would not do so well in ( Read more... ) -
Secrets Of Hell #223,222
The Burger King mascot?
THERE'S NOBODY INSIDE THE COSTUME. -
Because I know you were all wondering.
(At least the guys were)
Furry-female breasts don't lose hair as easily so there's no coughing when one is wink wink nudge nudge.
I'll get my coat. -
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew lubricates much of the machinery down here in Hell. I'm not sure what to think about it. Does Mountain Dew originate in Hell or did they take something good and corrupt it, like they did with many religiouns, Steve Urkel, Full House and the first Transformers movie ( Read more... ) -
Deimos
Got back to the surface of Deimos for some time; unfortunately the entire moon is still in Hell ( Read more... )