Gracie got bit by a spider behind her little pinkie toe. Her entire foot swelled up and turned red. We rushed her to the after-hours clinic, where an asshole doctor spent a whole 30 seconds with her and prescriped Benadryl and steroids for "the allergic reaction". We went to her pediatrician today and she was like "What the fuck. It's an infection ( Read more... )

Motherhood is interesting. It's like the term "peeing out my asshole". Now it's a term you might have heard, and can kind of imagine what it means, but you don't truly understand the experience until liquid poo happens to you. Now, i'm not saying that motherhood is like a bowel movement, but you don't understand terms like "pure joy" or " ( Read more... )

So, Whole Foods may be a green, organic, yuppie store but it has a mean streak of striking a frantic fear into the hearts of its employees with its ridiculous attendance policy. While is the only reason I am awake at seven o'clock in the morning. Or it could be the rail workers on the freight tracks outside my kitchen window ( Read more... )

Does anyone ever use this thingy anymore? I was thinking of using this place to post some of my writing for feedback and such. I might not be able to go to school next semester since Sallie Mae is a fucking cunt, so I need some encouragement to keep writing or else my imagination will turn into pot-induced mush. So let me know if you'd be willing ( Read more... )

So...update ( Read more... )

Going to college in the fall. University - fuck Centralia. See, the problem was that with my mom's sickness (which is ever changing, call for details) and lack of money, I didn't think college was appropriate. But now I realized that if I did put four-year off, I would never go. If I stayed in Centralia and went to CC for another year, I would ( Read more... )

"And I would proudly like to introduce Miss Aurora Monroe on keys ( Read more... )

So. The 'O' on my computer is sticking so I'm sorry if there are typos. ANYWAYS, my mother is having surgery tomorrow and I figured I'd be a good citizen and go see her. But I need a ride ( Read more... )

There are four people out of my entire extended family that I enjoy knowing ( Read more... )

I will be visiting next week. I have (ways) so I plan on getting (adjective).

Figure it out.

And I quit smoking and I'm dying and I don't think I will last long.

And my mother is dying, in her ovaries.

And my life is falling apart.

Fuck....