I don't want to follow the rules of this thing...cause I'm a rebel. SO THERE!!!

Lots of pillows or just one?
TONS!! I think my boyfriend and I each have 4 or 5 that end up all over the place while we sleep.

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-Napoleon killed over a thousand people with a cough. In 1799 he was deciding whether to release 1,200 Turkish prisoners of war when he coughed and said, "Ma sacré toux!" (my darned cough) which sounded to officers like "Massacrez tous!" (Kill them all!). So they did ( Read more... )

I just talked to a guy named...

Asher Straw

...how cool is that!?!

I told him that it sounds like a superhero name.

He laughed.

Also...his dog's name was Maverick!

Which I think is RAD!!

:)

Yes...I'm being easily amused today.

:P

A guy just asked me if he could put a GPS in his dog.

Not like...track it with his microchip...but actually PUT A GPS IN HIM!!

I advised him that this is not a service Banfield offers.

What I wanted to say was...

"Sure...go to Wal*Mart...buy yourself a Garmin or a Tomtom and shove it right up in there Buddy!!"

*mumbles*DUMBASS*mumbles**sigh

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