Fuck you and your fucking Air Force 2 needing to take off from MSY at the exact same time my flight was supposed to leave, thus causing us over an hour delay while the airspace was closed within a 15-mile radius of your fucking plane. I hate you. You didn't even bother to inform the airport that you were coming; our pilot had no idea until we ( Read more... )

Oh, Tulane's production of The Importance of Being Earnest is delightful! Everyone should go see it! I have no idea what I'm going to say about it in a 5-page paper, though. Thankfully, I have a week to figure that out ( Read more... )

I'ts good to know that some things change for the better with the passing of four years. My first exposure to Hamlet came in twelfth grade; AP English; Mrs. Hannah. We read the play and then spent a week in class watching Kenneth Branaugh's cinematic production of it. I cried when I finished reading the play; I cried upon seeing the end of the ( Read more... )

( Nip/Tuck spoilery banter )

Today is going to be painful. I failed to follow my own guidelines last night and drank too much and stayed out too late. And about two hours after I got home, the roofers next door started working with their hammers. So what should have been 4 and a half hours of sleep turned into only two.

I now own two working Super Nintendo Entertainment Systems. I feel like a dipshit because the reason my original one did not work is because the A/C adapter was shot. I purchased an entire new system from eBay (including GAME GENIE!) and I tried the power cord that came with it on my console, and sure enough it works. I tried my old adapter on ( Read more... )

My cousin got thyroid cancer when he was about 17 and had to have his surgically removed;
My niece was born without a thyroid gland;
My cat has an enlarged, overactive thyroid.

I can't believe I didn't notice Kitty getting smaller. She's lost a pound and a half since May; that's almost 20% of her body weight in 4 months. That is equivalent to a ( Read more... )

Thankfully, she does not have kidney disease. She does, however, have hyperthyroidism. The vet told me that her levels of thyroid hormones were off the normal scale they use for testing. This has probably been going on for years ( Read more... )

Kitty is not well.

She may have kidney disease. I had to leave her at the vet for bloodwork and urine analysis.

I hate waiting :-(

I just managed to spill black leather dye ALL OVER MY YOGA MAT. And my left ankle. It won't come off. DAMN IT.

I did manage to wash some clothes today...I stuffed my giant backpack as full as it would go and biked over the the 'mat. Remind me never, ever to eat at Babylon Cafe again. Greedy motherfucking bastards reprogramed all the machines ( Read more... )