2Pac 4Ever.

"I'm eighty years old. I may not remember what it feels like, but I sure as hell know what it looks like."

"Fasten your seatbelt, slutpuppy, this ain't gonna be no cakewalk."

by the way...

"When I turn my hearing aid up to 10, I can hear a canary pass wind in Lauderdale."

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Dentist offices count as public performance.

Hey artists, here's an idea you might try on for size: make art because you have to, not because you want to be a millionaire.

Flow.

I'm officially excited about this movie.

If Trey Parker & Matt Stone shat in a bucket, I'd still want to watch (wait, they already did... it was called Baseketball).

It's strange how you can "meet" somebody through a random circumstance on LJ, become "friends", and then feel saddened when they disappear 4 months later.

i_am_a_bus, I hardly knew thee, and yet I will miss reading your journal.

Unhappy with your crappy minimum wage job? The Bush campaign has the solution: take Prozac.