flight

[dopemunk]

I'm sick and tired of the mundane world you fleshlings have created. I have decided to escape this deficient, inhibiting vessel I was born into, this stinking meat prison, and upload my consciousness to the net

Comments

[panzerboy]

WAIT FOR ME!!!! *tries to jam a network cable up his ass*

[pfloide]

Dude, that sounds cool: how do you plan to pay for hosting?

[dopemunk]

I've got 15 megs on my free Geocities site... it'll be tight, but I think I can manage if I Zip up some non-essential information (how to tie my shoes, the plots of episodes of The Golden Girls, differential calculus... that sort of thing).

[xquerenciax]

This kind of talk was so much cooler when everyone was using Vic-20s.

[dopemunk]

Yeah, turns out the internet was all about porn and pop-up ads. What a fucking rip.