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[dopemunk]

I would like to figure out how to sleep.

Comments

[lola_joan]

Warm milk and a banana?
Ooh, and stroke your nose in a downward fashion. Uh. Just try it. My daddy used to do that to get me to fall asleep when I was little. It's the equivalent of sticking a chicken's head under it's wing. Insta-sleepy!

[dopemunk]

I'll give the nose-thing a go, and failing that, I'll try sticking my head under my wing.

I really wish there was an equivalent thing you could do to humans to put them to sleep. I would just like to be able to turn myself off at night.

[lola_joan]

Yeah, you'd think we could have evolved with some sort of mechanism like that. It would be especially useful for parents of crabby/hyper children.

[xquerenciax]

Is it a regular thing or just a one-night problem? I've found that getting good exercise daily straightens you out. You're not as tired when you're awake, and you're not as awake when you're supposed to be sleeping. Like serious biking or jogging or something. Good for the soul.

[dopemunk]

It's more of a lifelong struggle.