gayest lunch ever

[dopeynowhere]

I went for crepes with Moe yesterday and afterwards I had two scoops of ice cream (espresso/cookie dough) on a waffle cone by myself. Then later on I went jogging in Golden Gate Park and the sprinklers suddenly came on squirting me in my jogging clothes just like in Bosom Buddies. This is what I've been reduced to.

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[manraysky]

I've been attacked by the GG Park sprinklers, too!

Of course, when I first read this post, I thought you said "the sprinkles came on squirting me." You know, cause you just mentioned ice cream. I was trying to figure out how you got sprinkles all over you.

[dopeynowhere]

Oh that would be even gayer! Moe will attest to my having sworn off crepes over ten years ago because I found them too frustrating and thought they were for sissies. They were actually pretty good though. The "Greek" w/ spinach and walnuts is the way to go.

When were you attacked by the sprinklers? I had no idea they came on. Must have been the first time this year. I mean, it stands to reason, they have to water the grass I guess..

[echocracker]

you are a fancy lad!

[missannethorpe]

Oh but wait! You can't forget the part where the Paparazzi started photographing us while you ate your ice cream. I think that added to the gay quotient.

Did you hear the theme from Busom Buddies when you got sprayed? "this is MYYY... LIFE!"

[dopeynowhere]

God, you're a mind reader. I had that song stuck in my head for five miles.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the girl with the camera! My own personal paparazi as I'm having my ice cream cone. I bet when she develops those pictures she says something like "wow, I need to gay this guy up a little more!" and uses that cheesy "Fridays" tv show graphic where you pencil in pink scribbles over a black and white photograph.

[missannethorpe]

hahaha, exactly. That is just what the pictures were missing.

[gingerbourbon]

Hee hee! I would get the espresso/cookie dough combo, too.

The GG Park sprinklers are notorious for being a ruse to get guys wet, particularly if you're wearing a white t-shirt. The groundskeeper is a raging homo and gets antsy this time of year.