Today is my sober date. (10-26-05) Last night I dreamt I was staying at a Motel Six in Lost Hills with my parents and sister. We were waiting for Richard Gere to come over for dinner. My mother was making a turkey and walnut salad in a balsamic dressing with cranberries. I was very agitated because I'd already had plans. Five minutes before ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream a mysterious David Lynch-style arm sized appendage fell off me rotting. It just floated down to the ground silently and lay there with a fly buzzing around it. I remember it was a good feeling.. sort of liberating.

A tourist kid tossed a sulfur "Fart Bag" into the restaurant today.

this is too funny! If you go to Citysearch, among the many, MANY bad reviews for Lolli's Castagnola (where I work) is THIS gem. You can of course picture the bitter-husband-assclown, stuck with the crying brat and trying to get loaded FAST. I told him he couldn't have any more crackers because the little booger was splattering them all over in ( Read more... )

SAN MATEO: BAY MEADOWS RACETRACK CLEARED FOR HORSE RACING IN 2008 ( Read more... )

http://www.baseballrelated.com/sounds/ksfogiants.mp3

Everything you need to know about Rod "Shooter'' Beck you learned from the bush leagues ( Read more... )

http://www.benjerry.com/features/americone_dream_index.cfm

Perry passed away today. They unplugged him from the machines and he died a short while later in his sleep.

He lit the cigarette and smoked it down to the filter in one breath. He silently thanked the cigarette company for being thoughtful enough about his health to include a filter to protect him. So he lit up another. This time he didn't exhale the squeaky-clean filtered smoke, but just let it nestle in his lungs, filing his body with that good menthol ( Read more... )