In case you thought I was a nice guy,

[dopeynowhere]

I was riding the bus the other morning, and a rather large woman was talking on her cellphone. She was handling multiple calls, continually putting one friend on hold as another one called. The conversations were mostly gossip, bad mouthing mutual friends, really inane stuff that simply repeated itself. She was just talking to talk. Her

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[atlcatsmeow]

I'll save you a spot next to my special reserved seat near the lava pits. I hear they're lovely in the fall.

[dopeynowhere]

Thanks. As long as I don't have to take Golden Gate Transit to get there.

[atlcatsmeow]

No, they come with the gasoline truck to hell explosion ride.

[missannethorpe]

Hoooooly shit. I think I laughed out loud about 5 times during that. This was on Golden Gate Transit too? Of course, she had a baby. Nice language around the baby too. She's not tending to the baby or anything, just yapping on the goddamned cell phone.

No, there is no seat saved for you in Hell, there's a seat for her. Your seat in Hell was a just a short visit, while you sat next to her on the bus.

[dopeynowhere]

Haha -- yeah, I don't usually say such mean things to people. I should point out that I don't normally mock people's physical imperfections either, *I've got plenty of them* but God -- this lady was horrible! Did feel sorry for the poor kid..

[gingerbourbon]

Ha! oooooooooooh, and what does the girlfriend do for a living that qualifies her as not "stoopit" ?? oh golly. the patience required for a ride like that.....

[dopeynowhere]

I know -- and she was a cracka too. Her "ethnicity" seemed to change according to who was on the other end of the phone -- strange.

[gingerbourbon]

whaaaa? her ethnicity would *change* too???

weird.

[dopeynowhere]

She was one of those annoying people who attempts to "be" whatever ethnicity they're hanging out with/talking with... I always found that kind of embaressing.

[dopeynowhere]

Yeah -- I wanted to say "Okay -- you're right. I'm going to begin farting now. Don't like it?? Then get a car!" Because you know, there is no middle ground.. common courtesy certainly isn't an option....

[xtarasuex]

now I want to hang out with you more than ever.

[dopeynowhere]

Hahaha thanks. We could pick a box of donuts and ride Golden Gate transit all day, taunting riders. It's actually not bad, provided you're ready to go toe-to-toe with the filthy, unwashed masses..